A calculus fit to compute on,
White light, and a head to drop fruit on,
A mind to absorb it
and soar into orbit -
Thats all that it takes to be Newton.
Gina Berkeley
Archimedes, the early truth-seeker
Leapt out of his bath, cried "Eureka!"
And ran half a mile,
wearing only a smile
Thus becoming the very first streaker.
Stanley J. Sharpless
Said a pupil of Einstein: "It's rotten
to find I'd completely forgotten
that by living so fast
all my future's my past
and I'm buried before I'm begotten."
C. F. Best
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There once was a woman named Bright
Who travelled much faster than light:
She set out one day
in a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Anon
A psychiatrist fellow from Rye
went to visit another close by
who said, with a grin
as he welcomed him in:
"Hullo, Smith! You're all rigth! How am I?"
Stephen Cass
When an obstinate fellow of Fife
insisted on loving his wife,
Denying obsessions
and dreams and repressions,
The freudians feared for his life.
Allen M. Laing
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